It's too late to post in full, but I just have one thing to say.
I DID IT. I WON. I BEAT THE GAME OF DUNGEONS.
I started playing this game in August 28th, 2015. I finished it on August 28th 2016, exactly one year later. (Well, technically it's 3AM on the 29th, but I'm still counting it as a year.) It's been a hard slog, but it's finally over. I'll post a proper wrap-up soon, but I wanted to mark this occasion, and let my loyal readers know that I ain't dead yet,
In your faces, Dirk and Flint Pellet! Victory is mine!